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[09 Jul 2009|11:03pm] |
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| I'm Back...Maybe |
[09 Jul 2009|12:43am] |
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So much has happened to me in the last 9 months it's almost impossible to fathom. My hands are burning, I cannot feel my feet: this was not how my life was meant to be. My life has been on the rinse cycle, indefinitely. It's no wonder I feel I'm going down. I will take revenge on myself, and it will be sweet.
I will sing for my pain and drink the air. My last cigarette will be bitter sweet, yet lead to all things hopeful.
comme ci comme ca.
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| In two weeks..... |
[08 Jul 2009|09:37pm] |
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I will be a graduate of the University of South Florida with a Bachelors in Business Administration. I have been working on this degree for the past five years and I am not sure how it will feel to not have anything to do afterwards.
I will be sending my transcript to the Board of Education in the state of Florida so that I can be certified as a teacher. Once I pass the General Knowledge Test I can start teaching, but I have to finish a few classes in three years. I also have to pass two other tests.
Teaching has always been in my heart, but in order for me to pay for school, I had to depend on my work and student loans. Unfortunately my work does not do college reimbursement for education (because it does not benefit them).
If I decide I don't like teaching, I can always fall back on my business degree. I have had it with Publix as of late, and I need to get out of there.
I have been thinking about ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) herbe a lot lately. Some times I am not even sure why. I always wonder what could have been, and I suppose I always will. Good things lost or stolen, come back five fold. Well at least I am hoping!
I am about to fag it out big time now, but how excited am I about Mariah Carey's new CD coming out. OMG I can't wait. I could pee my pants, and wear my pee pants for weeks just to have it early. But I will buy it, to support my girl. I found it interesting that at MJ's memorial that her hair was not blowing in the wind like it ALWAYS is. I mean hello someone could have gotten her a fan so she could have her "Mariah Carey Hair."
Enough for now! Good night my sweets!
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| Divorced. |
[08 Jul 2009|10:03am] |
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Well, I know I've neglected this thing, but I guess it's a little overdue for an update.
Let's see.. I'm divorced now, I'm struggling to survive, and it just seems everything just keeps piling on.
My son is a year old now, his name is Logan James.
He's my buddy, I love him a lot.
I'm also trying to lose weight so that I can join the military, since I've always wanted to join, and have always been stopped when I tried to get in. Nothing's going to stop me this time.
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| This day in 1922 .. |
[01 Jul 2009|01:48pm] |
Papa, I'm glad you wrote things down.
I love that through your dedication to keeping a detailed planner, I get to hold on to your thoughts, your memories, your handwriting.. I get to hold on to the years of your life during which we were closest, and in a way, I feel like I get to hold on to the very sound of your voice.
Reading through your calendar keeps me up some nights... I can't stop flipping through the days- counting the number of times you visited granny's grave and the number of times you played solitare on your computer. I've followed the patterns of your bowling scores every Wednesday and laughed each time you commented on your new hearing aids. I like knowing what you ate for dinner on this day two years ago and I'm delighted each time I see my name come up.. whether you were mailing me a letter, or receiving the shirts I'd made you..
I love holding on to every simple memory of you old man.. because I miss you. I miss you so, so much. I know I speak honestly, and tearfully, for my entire family when I say that we wish you were here today. I think 86 years is a long and impressive lifespan.. but I wanted to celebrate 87 with you. Hell, I wanted to celebrate 105 with you... because that's just how amazing you were sweet Papa. Your love for life is reflected in every picture I see of you, every letter of yours that I saved.. and in every memory I shared with you- and the grip I've placed on those memories is as firm as they come.
I celebrate you today because that's what you would want- and because the moments you spent with us were full of joy, love and laughter. But I feel a little broken today because the longing to go see you, the longing to mail you a letter, the longing to make you a new t-shirt.. all of those things are still there. It's still hard some days to completely digest the fact that we've given our last hugs and shared our last stories. It's a painful thing to accept that you're gone, and I imagine it will be for a while.
I'm grateful for every little piece of you that you left with us- from photographs to calendars, jokes, stories, poems and Earlisms... I cherish the ways in which they remind me of your devotion, your integrity, your enthusiasm, and your love. I cherish the ways they remind me of the incredible relationship that I was blessed to have with you.
Happy Birthday dear Papa, I love and miss you deeply.
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[30 Jun 2009|06:10pm] |
I don't really do enough with my life right now to warrant having a journal, but I'm reassured by this quote:
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
-Tallulah Bankhead
+My life has finally started making the gradual transition from borderline degenerate to somewhat managable.
+I'm still learning French,
-but I'm still quite terrible. I have a lot learn.
-I was hoping to rekindle the meaning to old words by learning a new language. I'm slowly realizing it doesn't quite work like that.
+I've seen quite a few movies in the last few weeks. How I've missed them!
-I still smoke
-I still like smoking.
+Starting eating healthy again, and it's not too bad.
-I feel healthy.
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[28 Jun 2009|10:46pm] |
This is the first photo taken with my new camera. After I graduate I hope to get more creative and actually learn more about photography. One day I hope that it is a career. God damn I am looking old.
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