Transition State. ([info]transitionstate) wrote,
@ 2005-11-26 23:44:00
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Masturbation cured my hangover.

tea party

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[info]imightbejohn
2005-11-27 04:52 am UTC (link)
HURRRRRAYYY!

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[info]millertime77
2005-11-27 05:09 am UTC (link)
Masturbation keeps me from killing people!

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thought this would be fitting
[info]jojoenfuego
2005-11-27 05:15 am UTC (link)
When your feeling blue. Don't know what to do. Sitting all alone. Waiting by the phone. The world seems so unfair and no one seems to care. When your dreams are ripped and torn, you have a friend porn!

Thank you for the porn! Though other folks may scorn. The constant mindless sex, and the crude special effects. It gets you through the day. Whether bi, or straight, or gay. When you wish you were never born. You've got a friend in porn.

When the night is long. Everything seems wrong. Your love is on the shelf. You're forced to touch yourself. Reach for your old friend. The pleasures never end. And I think that you'll find. It's a friend you can rewind.

Thank you for the porn. Porny Porny Porn. Porny Porny Porn. Porny porny porn. Porny porny porn. Porny porno pornii. Pornibly nibbly ni. Pornibly nibly nim. Pornibly nibbly new.

Thank you for the porn.

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[info]ilove_dale_top
2005-11-27 05:30 am UTC (link)
are you serious?

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[info]brokencow
2005-11-27 06:08 am UTC (link)
ohhhhh yeah, 3 times every 15 mins for an hour. Boom, cured. Ofcourse, you start cumming blood. but it works. well....mostly because you pass out.....



....yeah, im talking out of my ass.

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[info]ihate_metaphors
2005-11-27 07:23 am UTC (link)
cutting cured mine!

oh, wait... we're talking about something else right?

yeah go masturbation!!!
put your fingers to the test!!

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[info]_loveisreal
2005-11-27 09:27 am UTC (link)
luckkkyyy

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good thing you don't live in the Victorian age:
[info]panickedzebra
2005-11-27 02:50 pm UTC (link)
http://www.neatorama.com/neat/worst-sin.htm

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[info]dingdonghello
2005-11-27 05:19 pm UTC (link)
im hoping this will work for me

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[info]mistergreg
2005-11-27 10:58 pm UTC (link)
LOL That's a new remedy. I suppose I'll put that in the back of my mind for future reference =P

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[info]lionsand_ladies
2005-11-28 12:16 am UTC (link)
It always does

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[info]fckuwthspatula
2005-11-28 01:17 am UTC (link)
HAHHAHA!

ACTUALLY! I was going to suggest that, but I thought you might feel to shitty. It usually helps me...

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